Cimp and Glaedth Beardling Christmas EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!!

It was the 24th of December close to noon when I woke up to the fresh scent of cinnamon and apples. My first thought was: Oh my God the mall scent is spreading. My second thought was: No wait the mall scent is horribly obnoxious and not subtly sweet. That had to mean only one thing. Cimp was in the kitchen...... OH FUCK ALL KINDS OF DUCK HE CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT. I rushed to the kitchen still in my pajamas which in this case consisted of a pair of boxers with batman logos.

"Beardling what happened are we on fire?"
As I entered the kitchen of our new flat I saw Cimp cooking something and nothing was o fire. I could not believe my own eyes. He turned torwards me in nothing except an apron that was covering his manly chest, his manly six-pack and his manly manliness. He blushed a bit and answered:
"Of course we aren't on fire I just wanted to surprise you a bit on our first Christmas and when I saw you sleeping in bed this morning I decided to make you a surprise meal. It's an old recipe that my mom used to make when I was just a little Cimperino so I called her on Skype and asked her how to make it. It's a recipe for special Cinnamon-apple muffins coated with brown sugar caramel."

I was badazzled from what I saw in front of me. I made a few steps forward and huged him tightly. Only the apron on him prevented our chest hairs touching and intermingling together. I kissed him on the cheek and left him to do his thing in the kitchen, overlooking his work in case anything happened. As he was turned torwards the stove I gave him a quick buttslap and ran away to the room giggling like a little girl. Altogether the muffins ended up being delicious.

After we ate the muffins I went to take a shower and after a while Cimp decided to join me. As he entered the shower and I saw the droplets of water runing down his naked body I came a bit closer to him and started caressing his beard. We spent a while just like this, hugging each other in the shower, caressing each others beards, letting the warm water flow down our intertwined bodies. After a while we decided that it would be high time to actually start showering and we ended up playing with soap foam for another few minutes. We laughed and had a great time together. Eventually we got out of the shower and moved to the living room.

"I'm so proud of you beardling, that was the best christmas morning ever". By this time it was almost 2pm and we were chillaxing on the couch watching some youtube videos me leaning against his manly chest and hugging him tightly, running my hand up and down his manly six-pack. We were enjoying ourselves like this for the rest of the day that we spent together....

Dealing with Loss - Part 1

Day 0 - Denial

I slammed my fist on the table crying:
"No this can't be. How could this happen."
Cimp sat next to me hugging me in his strong manly arms.
"Don't you worry beardling we can get through this together."
"But how can I live without her?"
I asked him knowing he is the only one who can understand my pain even though many have suffered it before me. The feeling of emptiness I feel inside me after she is gone.
"It cannot be, she can't be gone, I don't believe it really had to be done....

As you may see grief overtook my life at this stage and it was up to me to deal with it there was no other choice. Even with Cimp standing by my side and me knowing the truth I could not acknowledge it in any way, shape or form. The abyss inside me was growing at this stage and the only way I could deal with it was to grieve...

I was laying on the table crying, not being able to comprehend the truth that was right before my eyes.
*Sob sob...*
Cimp came and sat next to me once again:
"Beardling I know it hurts I want you to know that I'm here with you."
I couldn't stop crying but through my sobs I replied:
"Thank you for being here for me...."
I continued to lie on the table trying to understand how the world would be like from now on. I knew I had to get it together eventually but for now I just cried. I couldn't stop even if I wanted.

As you can guess It was a harsh day for me the first of many. I had to learn how to live with myself like this. My worst fears came to life. I had to shave....

Something about me 3

So 2nd day in a row I don't know what to write so here comes some unimportant peice of non-content.

First thing to mention is that I have a little brother who is 7 years younger than me. He is a gamer as am I and he is a really obnoxious kid but I still like him. Well he is my brother after all.

My favorite games that I play are RPGs but I tend to not finish them because of the grind needed to progress. For example the Dragon Age series I played all 3 but finished none fo them all bore me. I tend to have a nostalgic boner every time I get to talk about Gothic I and II those game shaped my youth and I love them till death. I dont really like playing with a controller only thing I play with a controller is Dark Souls and whenever I go to some of my friends places because they dont play PC games too much. Currently I am playing Skyforge and I find it really fun for some reason.

And that's something more about me and my gaming side.

Something about me 2

Ok guys so I'm back at this because I have absolutely no idea what to write about :(

So here goes nothing. As many of you might know I will be moving in a couple of weeks to Czech Republic for my uiversity. I have a Fianceé and her name is Michaela. She likes art loves reading, writes short stories (mainly with erotic plots), paints and takes photos.

I really like slovak cuisine as well as chinese and italian. And I also absolutely love sushi.

I love reading books mainly fantasy and horror. I have read the Lord of the Rings series, a lot of books by Stephen King and half of the Witcher s
eries of books because it's suprisingly hard to get a hold of those.

The photo bellow is of me and my fianceé now. It's few years old but still one of my favorites. :)

And that's all for this part of this. Love ya and thank you for all the support.

Metal Gear What?

As many of you have probably known already Cimp's brother has been visitin us and as many of you have probably noticed a small game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain just came out and the two brothers wanted to play through it together on stream. So the two of these things came together and here I made my mistake of the week by saying:
"I've never actually played the MGS games."
A loud:
"What?" Sounded in unison.
"Are you serious?" Cimp asked.
"Yeah I've never really inclined torwards the MGS series."
"Well you're in for a ride."

After what seemed like hours of exposition and story explanations we finally got to Ground Zeroes and I still didn't understand anything.
"Ok guys stop it. I really don't get the plot just from your talking. I'll just watch the walkthroughs whenever I feel like it. Peace." I said as I was leaving the room more confused than enlightened.
"Japanese developers gosh." I said to myself as the guys discussed the upcoming "Bro" Stream in the living room.

P.S.: Thanks for all your support guys :) Love ya :*
P.P.S.: If you have anything you would like to say you can write it in the comments :)

You Will Be Missed

"My little girl. Why did she have to go." Cimp was crying and I was hugging him tightly.
"Shush beardling you know she had to go." I told him with a soothing voice.
"But why does her bording school have to be so far away. My little darling she grew so fast. It seems like yesterday when she was only a child living here with us."
"Uhm.... You know it actually was yesterday."
"Yes but it seems so distant now. I miss her so much." He continued on crying for what seemed like forever until he finally calmed down a bit.
"Do you feel better now beardling? Don't worry she won't be away forever. She will come back every now and then." I smiled at Cimp with the hope that he would feel better. He didn't. He underwent another mental breakdown as desribed above.

Some time later.
"Are you hungry beardling? Can I get anything for you?"
"No leave me alone." Cimp told me while sobbing into a pillow.
I sat next to him and told him:
"Beardling you can't spend the rest of your life crying into the pillow because you miss her. You have a stream to take care of. The guys are counting on you. I am counting on you."
"You're right I need to get my shit back together." Cimp told while he was sitting up.
"Let's get something to eat and get ready for the stream."
"That's the Cimp I know. Now come on."
He smiled at me.
"Thank you for being here for me."
"I'll always be here for you."

P.S.: Thank you for all of the support guys :)
P.P.S.: Because Yondaime wrote me a long personal message the story has now changed that he is Cimps daughter. Don't question it. I most definetely won't. :D

An Ordinary Monday Morning

*BAM BAM BAM*
"What is it?" I woke up while Cimp was still soundly asleep. Suddenly some more bangs came from the front door and he woke up.
"Wha.... Oh God Yondaime. She came back today thats why I went to sleep so early." He jumped out of the bed, got dressed and ran for the door. I rose from the bed and put on some underwear and a tank top. As I stood up I heard fast little footsteps running through the hallway. I went to the living room and there was little Yondaime sitting.
"Hey there kiddo so how was the weekend?"
"Quite fine if I might say so." She replied.
"Oh somebody had been watching some classy english movies wasn't she?" I said while trying to contain my laughter from that horrible posh english accent she tried to pull off.
"Quite yes."
"You know that if you add quite at the beggining of each sentence it won't make them sound more english. Isn't that right beardling?"
"Quite no." Cimp replied from the kitchen with a much better accent than Yondaime.
"Oh now even you turn on me? Like father, like s..... ehmmmm.... Daughter?"

"Uhm so Yondaime are you hyped for your school year to start?" I asked her after a moment of silence.
"Yeah I'm going to meet all my friends again in school but the lessons are a bore."
"So do you want to hop on top of the hype train with me and your daddy?"
"Not really." She replied with a weird look on her face.
Suddenly Cimp came into the room with some party hats and balloons both spelling Happy New Year. Yondaime looked even more confused as I pulled out a bunch of crackers and looked at her with the words:
"Too bad." As we started to crack the crackers. After our little show ended Yondaime was still sitting on the same spot in with awe searing from all parts of her little body. As Cimp and I were slowly leaving the room I whispered to him:
"That was fucking awesome. Well worth the stream donations."
"Yeah it was brilliant. Wanna have some breakfast now?" He said while both of us were laughing.
"I'm starving"

Dicks, Schlongs and Penises

So I was sitting in front of my notebook playing Skyforge and getting ready to go to bed after the stream. Of course I knew Cimp was playing Penumbra and as I have already written here horror games leave a really bad mark on him the night he plays them. It's all fun and games on the stream but after it, that's when the nightmares started. During my playtime of Skyforge I heard a few particularly interesting sentences from the "Abyss" room. These sentences began with: Look at that schlong and ended with ...that salty alien penis. So I looked at the stream from time to time and couldn't overlook the naked aliens with their hanging dicks.
"Oh fucking awesome. This will be a glorious night." I told myself and disregarded the stream for another while because I was concentrated on my game hoping that this night would be a calm one.

Of course it wasn't.
Fast forward a few hours Cimp said his goodnight to the guys on the stream and we went to sleep. We lay next to each other for a while as we were falling asleep. As I predicted after some time Cimp started talking from sleep.
"Keep that schlong out of my face you monster. No stop I don't want any of it."
I just rolled my eyes over as all of this started. I hugged Cimp and held him close to me. I was hoping this would end in a while, but it didn't. It was 8 AM and I was still hugging Cimp who was still talking from his sleep so I decided to go eat some breakfast. As I was leaving for the kitchen I heard: "Stay out of here you dirty, dirty alien I don't want to have anything to do with your salty, alien penis."
"Thanks God that Yondaime isn't here for the weekend." I told myself as I was slowly walking torwards my food. Man i'm hungry.

It was approximately 11 AM when Cimp woke up and found me sitting in front of my notebook.
"Have you slept well beardling?" He asked.
"Well let's just say I had a night full of dicks...."

Something about me

Ok guys so since I have absolutely no clue what to write about today I guessed I might as well drop some knowledge about me It will keep me motiveted to write since I don't want you to know too much about me :D So here goes nothing.

I am a 19, soon to be 20 years old male student. My First name is Tim in my country it is Timotej and I'm from Slovakia which if you don't know is a country in the exact middle of Europe and no we are not Czechoslovakia anymore. I am getting ready for my University where I will study english and japanese as a translator.

And that is about everything I'm willing to drop on you right now.

Thanks for all your support with the blog and everything else hope you're having a good time reading all of the shit I write honestly it's a good excersise for my english writing and a good way to get ready for my Uni and thanks Cimp fro pointing out my mistakes it really helps since I write a lot of things while talking to other people and/or listening to someone talking.

Love ya all guys. :)

I Want to do Bad Things to You

"So Yondaime is leaving for the weekend?" I asked.
"Yeah pretty much, she's going to spend the weekend with her mother."
"Which brings me to a question, how did you two meet and had a child?"
Cimp let out a heavy breath and said:
"You know it's a funny story. We met at University and some things went down and she dropped off. After I finished studying she told me that I have a daughter."
I was staring at Cimp with a dumb look on my face and said:
"And how exactly is that a funny story?"
"Weeeeeell....."
"Nope no way you can get out of this one." I chuckled as Cimp was apparently looking for an answer.
"Come over here beardling." I said while lauging. Cimp slowly came torwards me and I gave him a light kiss on the cheek. After this I leaned near his ear and whispered:
"I want to do bad things to you."
"Yeah what would you like to do?" He responded with a playful tone in his voice.
I whispered slowly:
"Murder your daughter."
Cimp was in complete terror as I said this and after a few seconds I bursted out laughing:
"I was just kidding beardling, but you have to admit she is a pain sometimes."
He chuckled a bit and I continued:
"Just like you. Come and give me a big warm hug."
As we were hugging I told him:
"You are adorable at times you know."
"Yeah well, you are horrible at times."
"I know, that's why you love me isn't it?" I said with a grin on my face.
"Of course it is....."

P.S.: Thanks for all the support guys you are awesome and I love you all you are even better than the people wo dont read the P.S.: marking at the end of my short stories.
P.P.S.: Love ya Cimp :*

We Were Trippin

"Trip, Trip, Trip Trip."
Yondaime was running around excited as me and Cimp told her we would go somewhere out since the electricity went out.
"Ok kiddo are you ready to go for the trip?" Cimp asked.
"Fuck YEAH." she replied.
"What did you just say? What did we say about swear words?"
"That they are bad. Sorry daddy."
I just came out of the bathroom with hair still wet and asked:
"So where are we going?" I threw the question into the aether.
"Ummm.... I don't really know. Sweetie where do you want to go?"
"To the Toy Shop." She yelled really excited.
"And what in the toy shop cutie?" I asked.
"I want a little stove so I can cook...."
"Oh so we have a little chef here." I chuckled.
So we went to the Toy Shop to look for a little stove for Yondaime. As we arrived the shop assistant asked us what we wanted and so we explained that we were looking for a toy stove. As we were looking through a seemingly neverending row of toy stoves we finally found the one.
"This is the one." Yondaime yelled as she was running torwards us.
"Ok darling we will take this one with us."
As we arrived home Yondaime was really tired so I took her up on my hands and brought her to her bed. Cimp was carrying the toy stove inside and we went to sleep.

In the morning as I woke up I came to the living room and there was little Yondaime playing with the stove.
"What are you doing sweetie?"
"I'm cooking blue candy." she replied.
I looked at her with surprise but disregarded it as child's play.
"So what do you want for breakfest you little chef? And when you're at it go wake up daddy and ask him."
I laughed as the little rascal was running torwards the bedroom yelling:
"DADDYYYYYYYY, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAAAAAST, I WILL COOK FOR YOUUUUUU."
Children....

P.S.: Thank you for all the support guys
P.P.S.: Love ya all

The Big Reveal

I just woke up and rolled around to put my hand around Cimp when suddenly I fell to the ground.
"Oh yeah. I was sleeping on the couch."
I looked up and there was little Yondaime staring at me.
"Hey there little fella, how did you sleep?" I asked her.
"I slept pretty well thank you uncle Glaedth." She replied
Oh so now I'm an uncle..... God this will be hard to explain once it comes crashing down.
"Hey Cimp I need to talk to you. You wait here Yondaime ok? I have some boring stuff to discuss with your daddy and then we'll have some breakfast."
"OK uncle Glaedth."
Man this has to stop I can't be that old.
As I struggled my way into the kitchen I told Cimp:
"You know we have to tell her. We can't possibly keep her in the dark for the whole time."
Cimp looked at me with despair in his eyes and said:
"OK after breakfast we will sit down with her and have a talk father-to-daughter-to-uncle." After which he started laughing.
"Yeah be an ass and start calling me uncle. It's definetely not like you're the older one here." I punched him lightly into his shoulder and gave him a kiss.
"Uncle Glaedth why did you just kiss daddy?"
"I guess breakfast will have to wait won't it beardling." I said to Cimp and cackled a little.
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After some time and explaing the situation little Yondaime ended it with one sentence.
"Oh thats cool I'm going to go play with my dolls do you want to come too?"
"Yeah sure why not." I said and grabbed Yondaime by her little hand and went to play with her.
"Well that went better than expected. I guess I'll just go get a nap"

P.S.: Ok guys this might've been a tad bit longer and not as funny as the other posts but STORY EXPOSITION :D
P.P.S.: Love ya all :*

Who's your Daddy?

This happened a few days ago. Cimp and I were sitting at lunch when suddenly there was a silent knock on the front door. We disregarded it as only hearing things and continued with our food when suddenly there was a louder knock. We looked at each other and slowly approached the door. I grabbed Cimp by his shoulder and he opened the door. There was a small girl, she could be around 7 years old and had semi-long hair. She jumped at Cimp and hugged him around the waist and yelled:
"Daddy."
Cimp was standing there with a blank expression and I was just staring with my mouth open. He turned to face me and grabbed my hand.
"I have been trying to tell you beardling but didn't know how to explain it, but I have a daughter."
"A daughter? But... I... I'm not sure if I'm ready to raise a child." I replied.
I looked at the girl and came a few steps closer to her.
"What's your name cutie?" I asked and she replied.
"My name is Yondaime, are you a friend of my daddy?"
"Yes we are very close friends me and your daddy. Actually we live here together." I explained to her.
"Oh you do? That's cool." She looked at me with her big cute eyes and continued:
"Can I live with you and daddy?"
We exchanged looks with Cimp and I said:
"Of course you can sweetie. Come here." I hugged her really tightly and Cimp joined us and with tears in his eyes gave me a soft kiss on the back of my head.
"Daddy why did you just kiss your friend?"
Oh fuck.....

The Virginity has been Lost

Yesterday was a special night. It finally happened. It all started before the stream. Cimp and I were hanging out as usually. We were watching some cute cat videos on youtube and and had a good laugh. We were caressing our beards as usuall until the time came for my little beardling to stream. I gave him a soft kiss on his bearded, manly, cheek and went to watch a few videos untill Cimp got ready and then I came to lurk the stream for a while and after which I just joined the ruckuss in the chat. The stream was going fine and dandy so I just jumped off for a while to take a shower and after I returned Cimp had just started a new run. This run was looking really well and soon enough it was looking like THE run and after some time losses it didnt look as good as it looked beforehand. Yet nonetheless Cimp managed to finish the run. I was really excited for this and waited for the stream to end. After the stream when Cimp finally came to bed I crawled to him and whispered into his ear:
"I finally lost my Virginity beardling, that was the first whole run I saw."
"Oh really?" He replied. "I'm so happy for you."
"Love ya beardling." I told him and put my arm around him.
And we drifted to sleep together in a warm, tight hug....

When the Nightmares Started

This actually happened on this very night. I was already asleep when Cimp came to bed tired after the whole night of streaming. I was briefly awoken when he dropped next to me after which I slowly drifted back to sleep. Suddenly I was awoken a by loud scream. Cimp was sitting on the bed next to me breathing heavily.
"What is it beardling?" I asked at which he replied:
" I had a horrible nightmare." I softly grabbed his arm and asked:
"Was it about the RITO?".
"No I was dreaming that I was strapped to a wheelchair and some wicked man tried to torture me." "Oh beardling have you been playing Outlast again? You know you have nightmares after you play it." I hugged him tightly,
"Come here It will be better don't you worry."
As Cimp was falling asleep once again in my warm embrace he repeated:
"No, not my fingers." At which I hugged him even harder untill he was sound asleep.
This happens everytime he plays these games but he does it for the stream and for the guys there and I can't do anything that would stop him at playing these games. It's destroying him ..... And my sleep schedule.

The Poetic Soul

This happened on an ordinary day as any other could've been. I was in the bedroom (at Cimps place) lying on the bed listening to some Periphery and reading IT by Stephen King when suddenly I heard some ruckuss coming from the hallway. I quickly got up and ran outside of the bedroom scared that something could've happened to Cimp. Yet there he was standing on a chair with a bouqet of roses and as he saw me there staring in awe he started:

Glaedtheo, O Glaedtheo, wherefort art though Glaedtheo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or if thou will not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Cimpulet.

At this point I'd already melted and threw my self at Cimp. I hugged him as hard as I could and caressed his beard for a while as we were standing in the hallway hugging each other. After this beautiful moment I put the bouqet he was still holding in a vase on the nightstand next to the bed and we layed there together untill Cimp had to stream. I gave him a light kiss on the cheek and caressed his beard for a while after which I proceeded to read my book and wait untill Cimp return to bed.

P.S.: guys thanks for all the support
P.P.S.: this is just fan fiction :D
P.P.P.S.: love ya Cimp :*>

The move

It was an ordinary night and stream was running a bit later than usuall so I was just sitting in the kitchen on my laptop stalking Cimps chat. After some time I was really tired and went to sleep. As the stream was done Cimp came to the bed and woke me up as he came to hug me from behind. He said: "Beardie tommorow we are coming back to my place." I was excited as I have never seen Cimps place before. The next day we moved and I was really excited for the whole duration when we traveled. I really wanted to see his place. As we came he gave me a short tour of the rooms and I was astonished when I saw the room in which he was streaming. It was pitch black with only a PC in one corner of it. "So this is why you call it the abyss." I said as we went to the kitchen to make some food for us and get ready for the evening stream. Cimp was watching me as I made the food and served it to him. Before eating I caressed his beard for a while and let him relax to get mentally ready as he was still shaken after the PD RITO. That event almost broke him but now he was ready to brace the deapths of the Twitch chat once more.

P.S.: This is only fan fiction created in my sick head.
P.P.S.: More to come
P.P.P.S.: Love you Cimp :*

The PD RITO

This short story is from some time back.

Glaedth (me) was in the kitchen making Cimp some coffee and dinner so he could eat it and get back to the stream. After I had done the dinner I went on to play a bit with Cimps cat just when Cimp came to the kitchen and told me that the RITO has begun. I was terrified as he explained me that the chat wanted to rename Ornstein into Pickle Dragon. If you never heard the story I will explain it here.

Dragons are mythological beings that can fly and spit fire/poison/electrcity...... basically what ever they want. The chat wanted Cimp to rename Ornstein into Pikachu because of his electric attitude but Cimp refused. Suddenly a wild Twitch chat member appeared who said that Pikachu sounded like Pickle Shoe and then the chat went wild with the RITO for Pickle Dragon.

Never have I seen Cimp be under so much stress he couldn't sleep in night and even caressing his beard wouldn't help at times. Once after a exhausting stream he came to me with tears in his eyes and said: "I did it, I gave them the Pickle dragon." He was devastated after this and cried through the whole night lying next to me as I hugged him as hard as I could. Neither one of us knew that this was the beggining of the END....

The magical night

'T was the long night stream and Cimp was really tired after he ended with a new PB and a few blisters on his thumbs. He came to the kitchen where Glaedth was sittin behind his laptop and as he saw Cimp and his thumbs he immerdiately rushed to his aid with a bunch of plasters. Glaedth attended firstly to Cimps fingers and later to his beards as they fell asleep next to each other in a warm embrace.

P.S.: This is just Fan-Fiction a creation of a sick mind named Glaedth just for shits and giggles but I'll probably end up writing some more :D

The first time they met

As Cimp and Glaedth met for the first time their eyes met and they saw their beards they knew they were ment for each other. In secret they met every night since then and thats how their story begins.